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Real News on Fake News

This just in.
The entire presidency of Donald Trump has all been fake news. An April Fool’s day hoax, started in 2015, has spiraled into nationwide hoax.
Much research has been done on even the existence of a man named Donald Trump and no information has been found. IRS tax statements have been investigated pertaining to any information on Donald Trump’s existence, but no information has been found.

Street interviews conducted with randomly selected Americans further proved the fact that Donald Trump does not exits, nor is he the president:

Interview I
Host: Excuse me, fellow American, have you ever heard of “Donald Trump” before?
Fellow American: Is that some kind of wine?
Host: Well, yes, but have you heard of the man?
Fellow American: Huh, no. No I don’t think so.

Interview II
Host: Excuse me, fellow American, have you ever heard of “Donald Trump” before?
Fellow American: Let’s see…. I heard of Donald Drumf before, but no I can’t say I hear’d about a Trump.
Host: Thank you kind sir.

Interview III
Host: Excuse me, fellow American, have you ever heard of “Donald Trump” before?
Fellow American: Oh sure, I just heard about some April Fools day hoax where some wild man became president and in the end he didn’t even exist! They couldn’t even find tax records on him.

As you can see from these three extremely legitimate interviews with three street wandering strangers Donald Trump does not actually exists.

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Kissing your man after he shaves. Enduring the millions of face needles prick you as you lock lips.

I got all the green lights.

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