Please enjoy my Blurbs: moments in my life that are too funny to keep to myself, but too short for a drawn out story.

I felt like I was in the splash zone at Sea world

At the dentist.

The technician jabbed her fingers and shoved a long conical X-ray device in my mouth. I never expected to get this aroused at the dentist.

How to survive Hosting the Holidays in a small space:

Stash mini bottles of liquor in all reachable corners and crannies. Be sure to consume when cornered by a family member or belidgerint guest.

Be a Superhost: Get a Bar cart so no one is more than an elbows reach from refreshments!